Oh Smurf!

What the smurf did you just smurfng say about me, you little smurf? I'll have you know I graduated top of my smurf in the Navy smurfs, and I've been smurfed in numerous secret smurfs on smurf-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed smurfs. I am smurfed in gorilla smurffare and I'm the top smurfer in the entire US smurfed forces. You are nothing to me but just another smurf. I will smurf you the smurf out with precision the likes of which has never been smurf before on this smurf, mark my smurfing words. You smurf you can get away with smurfing that smurf to me over the smurfernet? smurf again, smurfer. As we speak I am smurfing my secret network of smurfs across the USA and your IP is being smurfed right now so you better smurf for the storm, smurf. The smurf that wipes out the pathetic little smurf you call your smurf. You're smurfng dead, smurf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smurf you in over seven hundred smurfs, and that's just with my bare smurfs. Not only am I extensively smurfed in unarmed smurfing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States smurf Corps and I will smurf it to its full extent to smurf your miserable smurf off the smurf of the smurftinent, you little smurf. If only you could have smurfed what unholy smurf your little "smurf" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have smurf your smurfing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're smurfing the price, you smurf idiot. I will smurf fury all over you and you will smurf in it. You're smurfing dead, smurfo.

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